Hyperbolic Retarded Chamber
babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"
"yes"

babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"

"yes"

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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durational:

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

durational:

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

cumsock:


leaked new iphone emojis IOS 8

cumsock:

leaked new iphone emojis IOS 8

validx2:

Dudes be like “he ain’t mine”

validx2:

Dudes be like “he ain’t mine”

the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

x

the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

x
provoltagecosplay:

「ワン!」
ウェザリングの途中ですが2度目の試着。改善して前回より脱着が楽になりましたが新たな問題も出てきました。3歩いて2歩さがる、まさにその通りです(;´~`)ゞ http://t.co/wrYogTu6aj

provoltagecosplay:

「ワン!」

ウェザリングの途中ですが2度目の試着。改善して前回より脱着が楽になりましたが新たな問題も出てきました。3歩いて2歩さがる、まさにその通りです(;´~`)ゞ http://t.co/wrYogTu6aj

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED